What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

I shut my mouth.

Ok, let me come back to the dream.

I tried to go back to sleep while recollecting any doctor with bald head, stethoscope, first aid box existing in our surroundings or at our native place.

Hello,hope y'all doin good, i came to Quora to share my strange story , a very weird one , a story when luck smiled at me ,maybe u will enjoy it , let's begin,have fun... A year ago ,I was a real porn addicted(btw I was 18) ,but never had sex before, I don't have a gf I didn't try to find one even ,always thinking to go to find a sex worker but then I just don't , everyday watching different bodies getting fucked and everyday enjoying. One day, I was watching porn, a big ass lady with big boobs ,just after seeing her the image of my female cousin poped in my mind, (let's introduce her : she's 35 years old , very big ass , nice boobs ,not very big but nice,always wearing tight clothes , she's divorced ) and I thought of me fucking her ,I never had sexual desires for her but now I do days went by and when I met her I was so horny ,I couldn't stay with the family cz my penis was clearly erected , I realized this is my first time I get horny for one of my family ,it not illegal in my country.well to make a long story short( if u want details just text me I will tell u 😊),I decided to give her signs that I want to fuck her,finally I decided to have sex and with my cousin , I thought it is the best beggining for me, i started touching her when I came across her in a narrow place , make her feel my hard cock when we hug , I thought it will hard and I will be ashamed but no , I felt nothing and she said nothing , probably she thought it was by mistake,anyways, I decided then to talk with her about sex, waited for her to be alone in a room and talk with her, I confessed everything about me watching porn and addicted..etc,she said it's normal and u are growing up and u must have sex,well at that time I was like whaaat????? Well I didn't control myself and asked her for sex ( horny like I Ve never been before) she said that she will think Abt it ,2 weeka went by then she called me ,telling that she reserved a room in a hotel and we meet tonight ,we met,and bruuhh, sex is great , I mean, I had to find a pirstitue ,what I was waiting for to have such a feeling ????, I will never forget that night, I started kissing her she was kissing hard ,she misses sex so bad , she sucked my dick and swallowed my semen ,I felt I'm in a dream , then when fucked ,her ass was very big and the anus was open ,didn't struggle to get my hard cock inside it , she was obviously missing sex , she was shouting ,fuck me yh fuck me , I go fast after every word until I cum , we did that 3 times , then we went to her pussy , using condoms I fucked her so hard the moans were higher , everything was perfect ,in the end I asked her to lick her body , licked pussy ,ass, boobs,then she sucked my cock until we sleeped ,all I know that she was dirty ,well before even having sex with her I knew she is an open minded woman , and a woman that looks that she donesnt know anything , but she knows everything, but never expected having sex with her ,well she was horny and that helped...but no one of us regretted that sex ever.. We still have sex from time to time ,and I started having sex with sex workers , joining threesomes..etc If u want pics of her text me.

In anger, I kicked that 50 plus aged doctor fellow with that ‘’optional choice question “ “mother or baby! We can save only one!!””

After one day I got a dream.

Few minutes “round round circles”🌀🌀🌀 In front of my eyes but no clues!! Try to see black and white movies. You will know what it is. For flash back they use these circles.

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Most cinemas were very dramatic those days, novels were larger than life, fantacy types. So,I never took them serious.

Scene change.

My mom sprinkled some water on my face. I got up with a big shock.

What are some best sources of great porn?

In College also I have just classmates not that close friends.

(“”A bad name to our vansh, we lost face, you should have jumped in to a well than doing these kind of things, we would have thought you died in the birth itself ‘’)

After sometime, somehow family shifted me to Ooty hospital secretly.

Why do people smoke?

Since we were in govt quarters and she was impressed with that girl's family, somehow she allowed.

Strongest dialogues of those times writers.

I was hating the baby with my all five senses.

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

All family members did big hungama. My mother bet me, ( generally she doesn't even yell at me unless I do very very mischievous things). Every one mouthed the popular dialogues.

He fell down!!

My uncle came forward and said. “I know her..I brought up her like my own daughter. She will happily sacrifice her life but don't accept to lose the baby. Such a sensitive loving daughter our ‘Rama talli’ is. Save the baby at any cost’’ she doesn't like to harm anyone, it's her baby. She never hurts her even in her dreams. A loving mom! If she knows she also would say the same thing!!

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

In that,

To tell, I should know naa!!🤦 I never let even a fly around me..

Doctor appeared suddenly. Took me to operation theatre.

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

I was wondering how a baby entered my stomach without my knowledge!! Clueless, faceless, brainless. Lied on bed staring at ceiling fan!! No. I didn't have any plan to “”chunni fanaaya vidmahe” thoughts. Those days are of enduring karma days. Personified tolerance and patience.

Later self banned from going to that kind of movies forever.

Some stone I hit. Fell down. Fainted. A Doctor is called. He held my left hand and declared this girl is going to be a mom!! She is pregnant!!

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

After few minutes came out. Said, “very complicated situation..only we can save either mother or baby. We have to do emergency operation!!””

I knew only about comrades secretly. Red paint to write on walls at midnight , red flags, wall posters, guns, attacks, arrests, hideouts, these were the main topics.

Doing tandav like lady veerbhadra with open hairs!! Looking like ‘Mahamkali’! Wash your face and sleep.’’

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

I felt I heard these dialogues somewhere. This bald head doctor with green mask I saw somewhere. But, could not say for no reason!!

This is the craziest dream I had. Later when I told this to my best cousin, she laughed for years together.

The village doctor comes, declares the unwed heroine pregnant. Later usual masala.. Rona dhona..

How strict are your parents?

Still trying , “save me first idiots!! Who cares about that unborn baby!! I am alive with 43 kilos weight. Why you are sacrificing me like a lamb??

Suddenly the heroine faints.

I asked her. Amma?do we have any family doctor?

She said with so much “love” . ‘For you I am enough’. Shut up and go to sleep!! Let me sleep. I have to get up at 4.30 again.

My neighbour aunty ‘s daughter pulled me to a movie requesting my mom. Normally my mom won't allow us to go with anyone in a new place.

I was screaming , ‘’I am not !! I don't want the baby! I don't say this! I want to live!! Save me !!!! but no words are coming out. No audio. No one can hear me. I am struggling to convey them.

A village doctor comes with a small first aid medical box, holds your left hand and declares “ you are pregnant ‘’

I pulled out a gun from the inspector standing at the side door. Shot the doctor and my uncle, who certified I don't harm anyone !! (Don't ask from where the inspector came. It's my dream, anything can happen. Don't be a over smart fellow , okay aaa!!??) kicked those people who tried to hold me and ran away in to woods with that gun.

Lol!! I was in my plus one at that time. Not only boyfriend I don't even have any girl friend either. A new place. Recently my dad got transferred there. Except that neighbour girl I don't know anyone there.

But, no one is looking at me, all sat like actor ‘Manoj Kumar ‘ head down covered with palms.

She is an early bird.

Me directly pregnant!!!??? I was such a naive at that time don't even know that females need males to get pregnant!!

Those days, even grandmas with half dozen kids and a batalliion grandchildren don't have that much knowledge about their body when compared to present day girls. Courtesy internet. Moreover moms, grandmoms won't talk about these things to girls. I am talking about previous century.

Do you know what time it is now? Two at Midnight. I told you hundred times not to eat that spicy stuffed bitter gourd at night. As if it will vanish by tomorrow morning you finished it. Aamba pytyam!! ( I don't know it's English translation)

Such a small town. Only two theatres were there. Some popular ‘crying actress’ Telugu movie. I don't remember the name now.

I was friends with only “yerra ( red) sahityam”. (Communism). No night outs or parties. Even no day outs.

My mom scolded me. “Why you are screaming in your sleep? Why you kicked the water jug on the side table ?

They all asked ‘who is the father of that baby!! Tell us!!

‘’Maa vamshana cheda buttavu! paruvu teesesaavu! Ilaa bathakadam kanna ye nutilono padi chavaka poyava? Puttaganey chachaavanukuney vaallam ‘’

Just fainted, entire town was around!! Why these local BBC women gathered? Have no other job? Is it a national news?? But, no one turned up when my aunt got a fracture and needed help!!

Very much immersed in communism fully and radicalism to some extent.